Florida Headliners

• Florida Woman gives birth at the County Fair with assistance of officers

• A drunk Florida woman was asked to leave a Red Lobster, so she responded by allegedly grabbing a live lobster straight out of the tank and bolting

• Florida man gets naked, throws undies at police in front of school, second time in less than a week

• Florida man dresses up as terminator with live ammo and shows up in class at UCF and is then arrested. Hasta la vista baby

• Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth

• Florida Man earns the title of the most disciplined cop in the state. Gets his job back after being fired for the 6th time

• Florida man wakes up with a headache, only to discover his wife had shot him in the head while he slept. (He survived)

• Florida Man arrested for offering mom $200,000 for girl at Walmart

• Florida man owns the worlds biggest collection of fossilized poop

• Florida Man is drunk and gets arrested for DUI at a Bank of America Drive thru after ordering 13 double deckers.

• South Florida man hangs dead ducks from stop sign to slow down reckless drivers

• FloridaMan throws violent tantrum (including taking off his pants) at airport gate when he learns his flight is delayed.

• Florida man — reportedly drunk, high and naked — starts house fire trying to bake cookies on George Foreman grill